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A comic about hyenas – really!
Carry On for Monday, November 18, 2019:
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A: Clever Girl
Fred: I believe the gazelles have more to tell you, Your Grace.
Songween: Go on.
TanGazelle: Y-yes, Your Grace... yesterday our herd was rounded up by soldiers from the Unkani Outpost and told that we could testify to you about the lion in the valley... but when we got here, we were put into a pen, and then brought into your f-f-feast at spearpoint.
Horn: Jinjur was going to get rid of the witnesses by having your guests devour them, Madame.
Songween: I'd find that clever if it wasn't part of an attempt to kill me.
B: A Grateful Duchess Thanks You
Songween: Horn, make sure these guys get home safely. Oh, and uhhh... from now on, your herd is off-limits. You have my gratitude. It took a lot of courage to come here.
TanGazelle: We thank you, Madame— you, and your Heir— for saving our lives.
(Horn escorts the gazelles from the audience chamber)
Songween: Anybody else want me to send out for sandwiches?
(Several hands go up. Fred face-palms)
Fred: I believe the gazelles have more to tell you, Your Grace.
Songween: Go on.
TanGazelle: Y-yes, Your Grace... yesterday our herd was rounded up by soldiers from the Unkani Outpost and told that we could testify to you about the lion in the valley... but when we got here, we were put into a pen, and then brought into your f-f-feast at spearpoint.
Horn: Jinjur was going to get rid of the witnesses by having your guests devour them, Madame.
Songween: I'd find that clever if it wasn't part of an attempt to kill me.
B: A Grateful Duchess Thanks You
Songween: Horn, make sure these guys get home safely. Oh, and uhhh... from now on, your herd is off-limits. You have my gratitude. It took a lot of courage to come here.
TanGazelle: We thank you, Madame— you, and your Heir— for saving our lives.
(Horn escorts the gazelles from the audience chamber)
Songween: Anybody else want me to send out for sandwiches?
(Several hands go up. Fred face-palms)
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
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~ Mark Twain
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