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Carry On for Friday, November 8, 2019:
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A: Confidence
Vyschuss: But why'd you hafta challenge dat gurl to a duel? You coulda juft waited an' blown her up wif da—
Jinjur: Psychology. She will serve as an excellent example to those who would dare oppose us.
Vyschuss: But if you looze, da whole plan fallth apart— what if she killth you—
Jinjur: Kill? Me? I think you severely overestimate her chances!
Vyschuss: Don't get cocky! Weren't your mom'th famouf laft wordth "Don't worry, vey couldn't hit an elephant at vis dif—"
Jinjur: You leave my mother out of this!
B: Psychology
Jinjur: And, even if she somehow manages to beat me, she will not live to enjoy her victory, trust me!
Vyschuss: Dere'ff dose two wordth again.
(Silence. Jinjur and Vyschuss walk along together)
Vyschuss: Jinjur...? Haf you ever yooved pfykology on me—?
Jinjur: Oh no—! Never!
(Some distance away, Fred checks his watch)
Fred (thinking): Of all the days to run late! I'll never hear the end of this!
Vyschuss: But why'd you hafta challenge dat gurl to a duel? You coulda juft waited an' blown her up wif da—
Jinjur: Psychology. She will serve as an excellent example to those who would dare oppose us.
Vyschuss: But if you looze, da whole plan fallth apart— what if she killth you—
Jinjur: Kill? Me? I think you severely overestimate her chances!
Vyschuss: Don't get cocky! Weren't your mom'th famouf laft wordth "Don't worry, vey couldn't hit an elephant at vis dif—"
Jinjur: You leave my mother out of this!
B: Psychology
Jinjur: And, even if she somehow manages to beat me, she will not live to enjoy her victory, trust me!
Vyschuss: Dere'ff dose two wordth again.
(Silence. Jinjur and Vyschuss walk along together)
Vyschuss: Jinjur...? Haf you ever yooved pfykology on me—?
Jinjur: Oh no—! Never!
(Some distance away, Fred checks his watch)
Fred (thinking): Of all the days to run late! I'll never hear the end of this!
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
NOTICE: Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot will be shot.
~ Mark Twain
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