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Carry On for Friday, December 6, 2019:
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A: Hyperbole
Fred: I am the Adjutant to the Duchess— although Her Grace has released me from my duties so that I may assist your sister in preparing for this ill-conceived duel, which She refuses to call off...
Sandy: I'm guessing you think it's a bad idea—?
Fred: A bad idea? It is beyond a bad idea—! It is the very pinnacle of folly— the peak of idiocy— the cliffs of insanity—!
Kathy: Thanks for the vote of confidence.
B: A Good Insult
Fred: Ma'am, as I told you last night, I had everything under control—
Kathy: Did Jinjur know this?
Sandy: C'mon, guys, you can flirt later—
Sandy: Right now we've got to plan our strategy against the Gruesome Twosome.
Fred: Please! They are The Generals! I would never think to address them by such an insulting term!
Fred: ...wish I had, though.
Fred: I am the Adjutant to the Duchess— although Her Grace has released me from my duties so that I may assist your sister in preparing for this ill-conceived duel, which She refuses to call off...
Sandy: I'm guessing you think it's a bad idea—?
Fred: A bad idea? It is beyond a bad idea—! It is the very pinnacle of folly— the peak of idiocy— the cliffs of insanity—!
Kathy: Thanks for the vote of confidence.
B: A Good Insult
Fred: Ma'am, as I told you last night, I had everything under control—
Kathy: Did Jinjur know this?
Sandy: C'mon, guys, you can flirt later—
Sandy: Right now we've got to plan our strategy against the Gruesome Twosome.
Fred: Please! They are The Generals! I would never think to address them by such an insulting term!
Fred: ...wish I had, though.
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
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~ Mark Twain
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