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Carry On for Wednesday, April 24, 2019:
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A: Out Of Touch
(Sandy is still walking home with DarlaOne and DarlaTwo)
Sandy: What I don't understand is why that bitch took a poke at me. Songween said no one would bother us if we were wearing her bracelets!
DarlaOne: My guess is that she either did not notice them, or was too drunk to care.
DarlaOne: Either way, you should take this as a lesson: Not everyone is as afraid of the Duchess as the Duchess likes to believe. She figures that if you throw enough sausages at people, they'll love you, and if you make enough sausages out of people, they'll fear you. That's not exactly sound domestic policy. Songween cannot hear the grumbling in the streets from her mountaintop.
B: Apres Moi, Le Deluge
DarlaOne: Her Grace is old, and has been in power for many generations. She cannot live forever. It has made her enemies bold.
Sandy: The Lieutenant thinks there's a plot to overthrow her in the making—
DarlaOne: No one would dare overthrow Songween! Her successor, however...
(Sandy is still walking home with DarlaOne and DarlaTwo)
Sandy: What I don't understand is why that bitch took a poke at me. Songween said no one would bother us if we were wearing her bracelets!
DarlaOne: My guess is that she either did not notice them, or was too drunk to care.
DarlaOne: Either way, you should take this as a lesson: Not everyone is as afraid of the Duchess as the Duchess likes to believe. She figures that if you throw enough sausages at people, they'll love you, and if you make enough sausages out of people, they'll fear you. That's not exactly sound domestic policy. Songween cannot hear the grumbling in the streets from her mountaintop.
B: Apres Moi, Le Deluge
DarlaOne: Her Grace is old, and has been in power for many generations. She cannot live forever. It has made her enemies bold.
Sandy: The Lieutenant thinks there's a plot to overthrow her in the making—
DarlaOne: No one would dare overthrow Songween! Her successor, however...
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
NOTICE: Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot will be shot.
~ Mark Twain
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