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Carry On for Wednesday, May 1, 2019:
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A: Not A Family Affair
Teena: How could Songween order us not to be there—? We're her family!
Penthesilia: It's tradition. The family doe not attend the wedding.
Teena: Oh, bother "tradition!"
Penthesilia: A hyena couple is married by their superior officer and two witnesses. That is all that is necessary. As for having a reception— it is generally recognized that putting two antagonistic clans together in one room with liquor is a bad idea.
B: Blood Oaths And Imprecations
Teena: I'll bet Madame Kruger will be there— after all this will be her day of triumph—
Fisi: Daughter! As Chiefess of this clan I order you to be still! We will have nothing to do with the Krugers!
Fisi: Since the day Lucretia tried to buy Kathryn from me, insulting the honor of our clan, there has been bitter enmity between us! I have sworn a blood oath not to go within a thousand miles of that woman!
Teena: A blood oath? Oh, come on! You'd think some hack writer doesn't want us to be there!
Arf: Well, it would unnecessarily complicate the plot...
Teena: How could Songween order us not to be there—? We're her family!
Penthesilia: It's tradition. The family doe not attend the wedding.
Teena: Oh, bother "tradition!"
Penthesilia: A hyena couple is married by their superior officer and two witnesses. That is all that is necessary. As for having a reception— it is generally recognized that putting two antagonistic clans together in one room with liquor is a bad idea.
B: Blood Oaths And Imprecations
Teena: I'll bet Madame Kruger will be there— after all this will be her day of triumph—
Fisi: Daughter! As Chiefess of this clan I order you to be still! We will have nothing to do with the Krugers!
Fisi: Since the day Lucretia tried to buy Kathryn from me, insulting the honor of our clan, there has been bitter enmity between us! I have sworn a blood oath not to go within a thousand miles of that woman!
Teena: A blood oath? Oh, come on! You'd think some hack writer doesn't want us to be there!
Arf: Well, it would unnecessarily complicate the plot...
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
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~ Mark Twain
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