A: Not His Thing

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Songween: Where's the Lieutenant? This party's for him, too!
Kathy: Oh— he said he had a few things to take care of, but he'll be here later on—

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Songween: ARGH! I knew it! He's blowin' me off! He hates these things with every fiber of his uptight little body! He'd rather chew his own LEG off than come to one of my parties! Even when he's payin' for it!

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B: It's Not Always An Excuse

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Kathy: I don't think so, Madame— he promised me—
Songween: Listen, Kid, he always has an excuse— details to see to...

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Songween: ...coming down with the flu... the office is on fire...
Horn: Well, to be fair— the office actually was on fire that time—