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Carry On for Friday, March 29, 2019:
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A: The Shallow End Of The Gene Pool
Kathy: You WHAT?!
DrBowman: Relax! I'm a doctor. She had me try some I.V.F. to make a baby for her about thirty years ago! Unfortunately, it didn't... go well.
DrBowman: By the way, Your Grace— I still have some samples form that project in my cold storage in my lab. They may still be viable. Whattaya want me to do with them?
Songween: I thought I told you to dump them after... what happened!
DrBowman: I'm sentimental. And it never hurts to have a little insurance. Besides, I figured that maybe if he could get someone a little younger to carry them... Hey Kid— I know you're spoken for; you got a sister, right? Think she'd want a puppy?
(Kathy looks stunned again)
B: Embarrassing Relations
Songween: Forget it, Bowman! I was desperate for an Heir back then; it didn't work, I didn't get the daughter I needed, and now I have my great-granddaughters— hey, where is your sister?
Kathy: Huh? Oh, she's in town with Darla One.
Songween: Well, I guess she can't get into too much trouble...
(The bartender, wearing a welding mask, pours a flaming drink for Darla One. Sandy holds up a steaming mug, while a bar brawl rages behind her)
Sandy: I LOVE THIS BAR—!!! Woo-hoo! I'm queen of the fish people!
Kathy: You WHAT?!
DrBowman: Relax! I'm a doctor. She had me try some I.V.F. to make a baby for her about thirty years ago! Unfortunately, it didn't... go well.
DrBowman: By the way, Your Grace— I still have some samples form that project in my cold storage in my lab. They may still be viable. Whattaya want me to do with them?
Songween: I thought I told you to dump them after... what happened!
DrBowman: I'm sentimental. And it never hurts to have a little insurance. Besides, I figured that maybe if he could get someone a little younger to carry them... Hey Kid— I know you're spoken for; you got a sister, right? Think she'd want a puppy?
(Kathy looks stunned again)
B: Embarrassing Relations
Songween: Forget it, Bowman! I was desperate for an Heir back then; it didn't work, I didn't get the daughter I needed, and now I have my great-granddaughters— hey, where is your sister?
Kathy: Huh? Oh, she's in town with Darla One.
Songween: Well, I guess she can't get into too much trouble...
(The bartender, wearing a welding mask, pours a flaming drink for Darla One. Sandy holds up a steaming mug, while a bar brawl rages behind her)
Sandy: I LOVE THIS BAR—!!! Woo-hoo! I'm queen of the fish people!
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
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~ Mark Twain
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