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Carry On for Monday, April 1, 2019:
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A: It's Dark And It Has Booze
Caption: About Thirty Minutes Earlier—
DarlaOne: Sorry that last place turned out to be a prey bar...
Sandy: That's okay. It was a little awkward, but the wheatgrass spritzers were pretty good.
DarlaOne: I think you'll like this place. Two Lava Flows, Sam!
Sandy: "Lava Flow?" Isn't that a kind of wussy fruity-slush cocktail?
(Bartender puts on a welder's helmet. Sign behind bar reads "DANGER!")
DarlaOne: Not the way this bar makes 'em!
B: Strawberry Five-Alarm Clock
Sandy (to male customer): Hey Buddy— are these seats taken?
Customer: Huh? Oh, er— No, help yourselves, ladies!
Customer (thinking): She called me "Buddy"—!?
Sandy: So what's this "Lava Flow" like?
DarlaOne: It's like getting your head smashed in by a bucket full of strawberry-flavored Napalm.
Caption: About Thirty Minutes Earlier—
DarlaOne: Sorry that last place turned out to be a prey bar...
Sandy: That's okay. It was a little awkward, but the wheatgrass spritzers were pretty good.
DarlaOne: I think you'll like this place. Two Lava Flows, Sam!
Sandy: "Lava Flow?" Isn't that a kind of wussy fruity-slush cocktail?
(Bartender puts on a welder's helmet. Sign behind bar reads "DANGER!")
DarlaOne: Not the way this bar makes 'em!
B: Strawberry Five-Alarm Clock
Sandy (to male customer): Hey Buddy— are these seats taken?
Customer: Huh? Oh, er— No, help yourselves, ladies!
Customer (thinking): She called me "Buddy"—!?
Sandy: So what's this "Lava Flow" like?
DarlaOne: It's like getting your head smashed in by a bucket full of strawberry-flavored Napalm.
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
NOTICE: Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot will be shot.
~ Mark Twain
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