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A comic about hyenas – really!
Carry On for Monday, April 8, 2019:
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A: The Details Are Sketchy...
(A lusty brawl rages inside and outside of the bar. A monkey street vendor takes advantage.)
BarSign: BLAZING SADDLES PUB
Sfx: BANG! CRASH! CRUNCH! THUD! WHOMP! SMASH!
Passerby: Bar fight! Bar fight!
Vendor: Brass knuckles! Get yer brass knuckles!
(DarlaOne engages the tall sheyena, Sandy decks the male customer)
DarlaOne (to Sandy): This is going to be a thing with you, isn't it?
Sandy: Oh, Hell, yes!
Sfx: WHOP!
B: ...But I'm Pretty Sure I Won
Sandy (fists raised): C'mon! I'll take ya on! I'll take ya all on! I'll take ya on with one paw tied behind my back!
DarlaTwo: Time to go, Ma'am.
(DarlaOne and DarlaTwo walk away, DarlaTwo holding Sandy over her head)
Sandy: But I was winning!
DarlaTwo: Yay.
(A lusty brawl rages inside and outside of the bar. A monkey street vendor takes advantage.)
BarSign: BLAZING SADDLES PUB
Sfx: BANG! CRASH! CRUNCH! THUD! WHOMP! SMASH!
Passerby: Bar fight! Bar fight!
Vendor: Brass knuckles! Get yer brass knuckles!
(DarlaOne engages the tall sheyena, Sandy decks the male customer)
DarlaOne (to Sandy): This is going to be a thing with you, isn't it?
Sandy: Oh, Hell, yes!
Sfx: WHOP!
B: ...But I'm Pretty Sure I Won
Sandy (fists raised): C'mon! I'll take ya on! I'll take ya all on! I'll take ya on with one paw tied behind my back!
DarlaTwo: Time to go, Ma'am.
(DarlaOne and DarlaTwo walk away, DarlaTwo holding Sandy over her head)
Sandy: But I was winning!
DarlaTwo: Yay.
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
NOTICE: Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot will be shot.
~ Mark Twain
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