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Carry On for Monday, July 13, 2015:
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A: Aid And Comfort
Kathy: So what's your part in all this, Louie? What exactly does a "consort" do—?
Fred: Let's see—
I am to train you in your obligations as Duchess... assist you in performing your responsibilities... provide aid and comfort to you as required... and— er— um... n-not coincidentally... to... ahm... to get you... erhm... p-pregnant.
Fred (thinking): Lieutenant Kruger reporting for duty, Ma'am!
B: A Tough Assignment
Kathy: Oh, really—? Sounds like a tough assignment. You think you're up to it, soldier?
Fred: I believe I am capable of discharging my duties to your complete satisfaction, Your Grace.
Kathy: Oh, what confidence! What bravery! What heroism!
Fred: I will rise to the challenge— I will plant my flag on those hills, or die trying, Ma'am...!
Kathy: So what's your part in all this, Louie? What exactly does a "consort" do—?
Fred: Let's see—
I am to train you in your obligations as Duchess... assist you in performing your responsibilities... provide aid and comfort to you as required... and— er— um... n-not coincidentally... to... ahm... to get you... erhm... p-pregnant.
Fred (thinking): Lieutenant Kruger reporting for duty, Ma'am!
B: A Tough Assignment
Kathy: Oh, really—? Sounds like a tough assignment. You think you're up to it, soldier?
Fred: I believe I am capable of discharging my duties to your complete satisfaction, Your Grace.
Kathy: Oh, what confidence! What bravery! What heroism!
Fred: I will rise to the challenge— I will plant my flag on those hills, or die trying, Ma'am...!
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
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~ Mark Twain
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