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Carry On for Wednesday, February 17, 2021:
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A: A Dose Of Reality
ColonelGrrsn: It was most impressive... but do not delude yourself into thinking that it was anything other than a very lucky break in your favour. Had Jinjur anticipated a fist fight, she would have literally mopped the floor with you. I have fought with her, and against her. She is vain and foolish, but she is not stupid. She did not fight you like a worthy opponent. She fought you like an adult fights a cub. You caught her by surprise. You will not get a second opportunity to do so. She will not allow that to happen.
Sandy (aside to Kathy): *coughcough* Wet blanket *coughcough*
B: From His "Red Period"
Kathy: Look, I won the duel. Songween has declared me her Heir, and the other Duchesses have accepted me. Isn't that enough—?
ColonelGrrsn: Had you killed Jinjur, ye— but she will not give up so easily—
Sandy: Easily—? Kathy made her look like a Picasso painting!
ColonelGrrsn: All the more reason to see revenge. Jinjur could make the case that, as you did not best her with the chosen weapon, the duel is invalid.
Sandy: *Tschuff!* It's Jinjur who's the invalid!
ColonelGrrsn: It was most impressive... but do not delude yourself into thinking that it was anything other than a very lucky break in your favour. Had Jinjur anticipated a fist fight, she would have literally mopped the floor with you. I have fought with her, and against her. She is vain and foolish, but she is not stupid. She did not fight you like a worthy opponent. She fought you like an adult fights a cub. You caught her by surprise. You will not get a second opportunity to do so. She will not allow that to happen.
Sandy (aside to Kathy): *coughcough* Wet blanket *coughcough*
B: From His "Red Period"
Kathy: Look, I won the duel. Songween has declared me her Heir, and the other Duchesses have accepted me. Isn't that enough—?
ColonelGrrsn: Had you killed Jinjur, ye— but she will not give up so easily—
Sandy: Easily—? Kathy made her look like a Picasso painting!
ColonelGrrsn: All the more reason to see revenge. Jinjur could make the case that, as you did not best her with the chosen weapon, the duel is invalid.
Sandy: *Tschuff!* It's Jinjur who's the invalid!
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
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~ Mark Twain
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