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Carry On for Monday, February 8, 2021:
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A: The Royal Guardsmen
Song: In the nick of time a hero arose, a funny-looking girl with a big, black nose—
Jinjur: Whaff fat dreadful racket—?!
(Vyschuss looks through the bars of Jinjur's room)
Vyschuss: Lookth like fum of Fongween'f boyf are fingin' a fong...
Song: She came from America to stake her claim, but Jinjur shot her down by throwing doubt on her name!
(Uri, Timo and Lucius, with guitars, sing outside the hospital)
Song: Now Kathy swore that she'd get that bitch so she asked the Lieutenant to train her quick—
Song: She accepted the challenge to a real sword fight, an' while ol' Firebush was laughin' she got ready to bite!
Song: The bloody red general was in a fix, she tried everything but she'd run out of tricks—
Song: Kathy punched her once then she punched her twice and ol' Firebush went down and begged for her life!
Caption: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UA7nFbRYdlI
B: Don't Quit Your Day Job
(Vyschuss dumps a chamber pot out the window on Uri, Timo and Lucius)
Vyschuss: Laugh, clownth— laugh!
Uri: Ugh!
Timo: Scheisse!
Lucius: Arg!
Jinjur: Oh, this FFO iffn't over!
Song: In the nick of time a hero arose, a funny-looking girl with a big, black nose—
Jinjur: Whaff fat dreadful racket—?!
(Vyschuss looks through the bars of Jinjur's room)
Vyschuss: Lookth like fum of Fongween'f boyf are fingin' a fong...
Song: She came from America to stake her claim, but Jinjur shot her down by throwing doubt on her name!
(Uri, Timo and Lucius, with guitars, sing outside the hospital)
Song: Now Kathy swore that she'd get that bitch so she asked the Lieutenant to train her quick—
Song: She accepted the challenge to a real sword fight, an' while ol' Firebush was laughin' she got ready to bite!
Song: The bloody red general was in a fix, she tried everything but she'd run out of tricks—
Song: Kathy punched her once then she punched her twice and ol' Firebush went down and begged for her life!
Caption: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UA7nFbRYdlI
B: Don't Quit Your Day Job
(Vyschuss dumps a chamber pot out the window on Uri, Timo and Lucius)
Vyschuss: Laugh, clownth— laugh!
Uri: Ugh!
Timo: Scheisse!
Lucius: Arg!
Jinjur: Oh, this FFO iffn't over!
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
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~ Mark Twain
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