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Carry On for Friday, September 18, 2020:
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A: White Knight, Black Night
Fred: Look. If Kathy dies, then it's all over. Not just settling the succession in Rackenroon— I mean, IT'S ALL OVER. She is the one thing standing between us and a probable world war. She is the only credible alternative to Jinjur's claim to the throne.
Fred: Jinjur is plotting something big, I know she is— I just don't know what. Or when. Or how. I do know that I'm running out of time to stop her. If I can stop her.
Jade: You could always murder Jinjur on your wedding night.
Fred: Don't joke.
Jade: Who's joking?
Fred: I suppose that would be "the final solution."
B: Mating Strategies
Jade: Would you like me to see what I can... uncover?
Fred: I thought you didn't want to get involved because it would be bad for your business.
Jade: I figure stopping a world war is good for everyone's business.
Fred: Thank you, Your Highness.
Kathy: I fail to see how washing Jade's windows will help me beat Jinjur!
Fred: Trust me— it develops upper-body strength. Oh. Checkmate.
Jade: Why, you little—!
Fred: Look. If Kathy dies, then it's all over. Not just settling the succession in Rackenroon— I mean, IT'S ALL OVER. She is the one thing standing between us and a probable world war. She is the only credible alternative to Jinjur's claim to the throne.
Fred: Jinjur is plotting something big, I know she is— I just don't know what. Or when. Or how. I do know that I'm running out of time to stop her. If I can stop her.
Jade: You could always murder Jinjur on your wedding night.
Fred: Don't joke.
Jade: Who's joking?
Fred: I suppose that would be "the final solution."
B: Mating Strategies
Jade: Would you like me to see what I can... uncover?
Fred: I thought you didn't want to get involved because it would be bad for your business.
Jade: I figure stopping a world war is good for everyone's business.
Fred: Thank you, Your Highness.
Kathy: I fail to see how washing Jade's windows will help me beat Jinjur!
Fred: Trust me— it develops upper-body strength. Oh. Checkmate.
Jade: Why, you little—!
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
NOTICE: Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot will be shot.
~ Mark Twain
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