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Carry On for Monday, August 31, 2020:
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A: Not a Morning Person
Fred: Ma'am...? It's time to get up. It's six-thirty— we're already a half hour late to start training. Today we are going to work on your sword-handling skills—
Sfx: KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
Kathy: Get stuffed, four-eyes!
Kathy: Everything hurts. I ain't goin' nowhere.
Fred: Ma'am, you have to get up!
Kathy: Make me!
Fred (drawing sword): By your command, Ma'am—!
B: Tea For Two
Koz: Excuse me, Madam— is this seat taken?
Jade: Please, join me. Would you care for a cup of tea?
(Kathy runs, pursued by Fred with sword)
Kathy: AAAAAAAAA!!
Koz: By all means! Thank you!
Jade: Would you like a bit of crumpet? Or perhaps a nice fresh tart?
Koz: It's like you can read my mind, Madam!
Fred: Ma'am...? It's time to get up. It's six-thirty— we're already a half hour late to start training. Today we are going to work on your sword-handling skills—
Sfx: KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
Kathy: Get stuffed, four-eyes!
Kathy: Everything hurts. I ain't goin' nowhere.
Fred: Ma'am, you have to get up!
Kathy: Make me!
Fred (drawing sword): By your command, Ma'am—!
B: Tea For Two
Koz: Excuse me, Madam— is this seat taken?
Jade: Please, join me. Would you care for a cup of tea?
(Kathy runs, pursued by Fred with sword)
Kathy: AAAAAAAAA!!
Koz: By all means! Thank you!
Jade: Would you like a bit of crumpet? Or perhaps a nice fresh tart?
Koz: It's like you can read my mind, Madam!
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
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~ Mark Twain
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