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Carry On for Monday, September 14, 2020:
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A: Getting Unstressed
Fred: Jade—! Mistress! I'm sorry—
Jade: Do not apologise. Crocutans never say "please," "thank you," or "I'm sorry."
Fred: She's not usually this rude. She's under a lot of stress—
Jade: And whose fault is that? You are driving her too hard, Usiku!
Fred: Am I? I feel like I'm trying to motivate a sack a potatoes.
Jade: I know why you are stressed. Come. I know something that will relax you.
B: They Also Have Cleavage
Fred: I really don't have time to play chess right now, Madam.
Jade: You need a break. You're not yourself. You have both been working too hard.
Fred: Heat and pressure makes diamonds.
Jade: Princesses are born, not made.
Fred: Well— diamonds can be pretty unremarkable things until they're freed from their ore.
Jade: Are you calling her an ore?
Fred: Oh, ha, bloody ha.
Fred: Jade—! Mistress! I'm sorry—
Jade: Do not apologise. Crocutans never say "please," "thank you," or "I'm sorry."
Fred: She's not usually this rude. She's under a lot of stress—
Jade: And whose fault is that? You are driving her too hard, Usiku!
Fred: Am I? I feel like I'm trying to motivate a sack a potatoes.
Jade: I know why you are stressed. Come. I know something that will relax you.
B: They Also Have Cleavage
Fred: I really don't have time to play chess right now, Madam.
Jade: You need a break. You're not yourself. You have both been working too hard.
Fred: Heat and pressure makes diamonds.
Jade: Princesses are born, not made.
Fred: Well— diamonds can be pretty unremarkable things until they're freed from their ore.
Jade: Are you calling her an ore?
Fred: Oh, ha, bloody ha.
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
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~ Mark Twain
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