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A comic about hyenas – really!
Carry On for Friday, March 15, 2019:
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A: Practice, Practice, Practice
Kathy: But the Contract—
Songween: The Contract is just his mother's way of ensuring he didn't fall for some gold-digging chippie and complicate her plans to take over Rackenroon by proxy. Lucretia hates competition.
Songween: She wanted to make certain that he married my Heir, and only my Heir, and that my Heir's offspring would be a product of Kruger Enterprises Ltd. No cuckoos in her nest, y'see.
Songween: But since you are my Heir, I can't see that Lucretia would object to your getting in a little... premarital practice!
Kathy: Um, ew...
Songween: Hey! Hyena sex ain't easy! You're gonna need some practice if you expect to get knocked up! And you'll need to crank out at least three or four kids—
Kathy: Can we... not talk about this?
B: The Hottest Guy In Town
Songween: You don't know how lucky you are— Fred's a real catch! He's good-looking, he's a good cook, he's excruciatingly polite— Why, except for Jinjur, there's not a woman in town who wouldn't give her right are to have him for a mate!
Kathy: And I guess the "filthy stinking rich" part has absolutely nothing to do with it.
Songween: That's why there's a Contract.
Kathy: But the Contract—
Songween: The Contract is just his mother's way of ensuring he didn't fall for some gold-digging chippie and complicate her plans to take over Rackenroon by proxy. Lucretia hates competition.
Songween: She wanted to make certain that he married my Heir, and only my Heir, and that my Heir's offspring would be a product of Kruger Enterprises Ltd. No cuckoos in her nest, y'see.
Songween: But since you are my Heir, I can't see that Lucretia would object to your getting in a little... premarital practice!
Kathy: Um, ew...
Songween: Hey! Hyena sex ain't easy! You're gonna need some practice if you expect to get knocked up! And you'll need to crank out at least three or four kids—
Kathy: Can we... not talk about this?
B: The Hottest Guy In Town
Songween: You don't know how lucky you are— Fred's a real catch! He's good-looking, he's a good cook, he's excruciatingly polite— Why, except for Jinjur, there's not a woman in town who wouldn't give her right are to have him for a mate!
Kathy: And I guess the "filthy stinking rich" part has absolutely nothing to do with it.
Songween: That's why there's a Contract.
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
NOTICE: Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot will be shot.
~ Mark Twain
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