A: Defining Your Terms

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Fred (to the Brigadiers): All right— let me as you this: How many of you have had sex?
(All hands go up)

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Fred: —With an actual woman?
(Many hands go down)

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B: Defining Your Terms

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Fred: —Who was alive at the time?
(More hands go down)

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Fred: —And conscious?
(Nearly all hands are down now)

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C: Defining Your Terms

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(One hand remains)
Fred: —And you didn't have to pay.

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(All hands are down)
Fred: I thought so.