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Carry On for Friday, November 16, 2018:
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A: Giving Him The Clap
(The Home Guardsmen are assembled at morning muster)
Fred: Good morning, lads.
Everyone: GOOD MORNING LIEUTENANT KRUUUUGERRR!
Koz: I'll bet it's a "Good" Morning!
Brigadier: Shut up, Koz!
Fred: All right— what's this all about?
(The entire company applauds him, grinning)
Sfx: CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP!
Fred: Oh. That.
B: Keeping It In
Fred: Alright, I can see that you've heard some runours regarding the... altercation in my quarters last night.
Brigadiers: giggle! snicker!
Fred: I wish to state emphatically that they are only rumours! I did not have sex with that woman— or anything else, for that matter—
Brigadiers: snerk titter giggle pfft snort
Fred: —and as she is a guest of Her Grace, and a personage of some note, I will not have you sullying her honour with your perverted fantasies!
Brigadier: But perverted fantasies are all we have, Sir!
(The Home Guardsmen are assembled at morning muster)
Fred: Good morning, lads.
Everyone: GOOD MORNING LIEUTENANT KRUUUUGERRR!
Koz: I'll bet it's a "Good" Morning!
Brigadier: Shut up, Koz!
Fred: All right— what's this all about?
(The entire company applauds him, grinning)
Sfx: CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP!
Fred: Oh. That.
B: Keeping It In
Fred: Alright, I can see that you've heard some runours regarding the... altercation in my quarters last night.
Brigadiers: giggle! snicker!
Fred: I wish to state emphatically that they are only rumours! I did not have sex with that woman— or anything else, for that matter—
Brigadiers: snerk titter giggle pfft snort
Fred: —and as she is a guest of Her Grace, and a personage of some note, I will not have you sullying her honour with your perverted fantasies!
Brigadier: But perverted fantasies are all we have, Sir!
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
NOTICE: Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot will be shot.
~ Mark Twain
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