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Carry On for Wednesday, August 9, 2017:
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A: Tick Talk
Kathy: What's wrong?
Fred: Something's crawling up my back ... I think it's a tick ... I can't reach it —
Kathy; Take off your jacket and I'll have a look.
Fred: Urp, eep, ahm...
Kathy: Oh, relax! I've already seen you without your shirt on! Besides, Picking ticks is too gross to be the least bit erotic!
Fred (thinking): I beg to differ with you Ma'am—!
Kathy: Stop squirming! I can't get my nails around it —!
B: What Did You Just Say...?
Kathy: Ewwww, yuck—! Gross! These two are mating! They're sucking your blood and they're mating!
Fred: I feel like a whorehouse on a piano player!
Fred: Whups... eheh... er, I mean... I didn't... ahm...
Kathy: You know why they're called "ticks?" 'Cuz that's the sound they make when you squish 'em!
Fred (thinking): Stupid. stupid, stupid!
Kathy: What's wrong?
Fred: Something's crawling up my back ... I think it's a tick ... I can't reach it —
Kathy; Take off your jacket and I'll have a look.
Fred: Urp, eep, ahm...
Kathy: Oh, relax! I've already seen you without your shirt on! Besides, Picking ticks is too gross to be the least bit erotic!
Fred (thinking): I beg to differ with you Ma'am—!
Kathy: Stop squirming! I can't get my nails around it —!
B: What Did You Just Say...?
Kathy: Ewwww, yuck—! Gross! These two are mating! They're sucking your blood and they're mating!
Fred: I feel like a whorehouse on a piano player!
Fred: Whups... eheh... er, I mean... I didn't... ahm...
Kathy: You know why they're called "ticks?" 'Cuz that's the sound they make when you squish 'em!
Fred (thinking): Stupid. stupid, stupid!
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
NOTICE: Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot will be shot.
~ Mark Twain
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