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Carry On for Wednesday, August 2, 2017:
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A: Strength In Numbers
Kathy: So how are you gonna make "Chicken Surprise" with nothing but a jacknife?
Sfx: Clack clack clack
Fred: Well, first I have to the the fire started, then—
Sandy: Guys—!? Guys, RUN!!
Sandy: It— Has— Friends!!!
Chickens; Buckeet! Gabbagabbagabba! Kree! Kree! Gabbagabbagabba! Buckeet! Deetdeetdeetdeet! Deetdeet!
Fred: Surprise.
Chickens: Kree! Kree! Deetdeetdeet! Gabbagabbagabba! Buckeet! Buckeet! Gabbagabba! Deetdeetdeet! Buckeet!
B: Treed
Sandy: Trapped in a tree by a flock of mutant chickens! Can anything be more humiliating than this?
Fred: Oh, I can think of lots of things more humiliating than this—
Chickens: Buckeet! Buckeet! Kree! Gabbagabbagabba! Deetdeetdeet! Buckeet! Deetdeetdeetdeetdeet!
Sfx: Crack!
Kathy, Sandy & Fred: Yaaah!
Like this, I suppose?
Fred: Sometimes I think our Creator is an evil, mean, and nasty God who enjoys making us suffer...
Kathy: So how are you gonna make "Chicken Surprise" with nothing but a jacknife?
Sfx: Clack clack clack
Fred: Well, first I have to the the fire started, then—
Sandy: Guys—!? Guys, RUN!!
Sandy: It— Has— Friends!!!
Chickens; Buckeet! Gabbagabbagabba! Kree! Kree! Gabbagabbagabba! Buckeet! Deetdeetdeetdeet! Deetdeet!
Fred: Surprise.
Chickens: Kree! Kree! Deetdeetdeet! Gabbagabbagabba! Buckeet! Buckeet! Gabbagabba! Deetdeetdeet! Buckeet!
B: Treed
Sandy: Trapped in a tree by a flock of mutant chickens! Can anything be more humiliating than this?
Fred: Oh, I can think of lots of things more humiliating than this—
Chickens: Buckeet! Buckeet! Kree! Gabbagabbagabba! Deetdeetdeet! Buckeet! Deetdeetdeetdeetdeet!
Sfx: Crack!
Kathy, Sandy & Fred: Yaaah!
Like this, I suppose?
Fred: Sometimes I think our Creator is an evil, mean, and nasty God who enjoys making us suffer...
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
NOTICE: Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot will be shot.
~ Mark Twain
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