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Carry On for Wednesday, September 6, 2017:
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A: Good News/Bad News
Kathy: Huh, it's an aardvark.
Fred: An ex-aardvark.
Kathy: I wonder why he shot at us?
Sandy: Well, the bad news is, I hit him kinda hard, so we probably won't get any information out of him...
Sandy: The good news is, we now have a bitchin' big-ass gun!
B: Gun Control
Kathy: That looks like something Grandpa Leo would design.
Fred: It is. It's an older-model Unnatural Selector. This chap was probably one of the guards on Dr. Bowman's compound.
Kathy: Couldn't he have stolen it from the Brigade?
Fred: Not likely. Guns are tightly controlled here— kept under lock and key until needed. Not only to keep them from falling into the wrong paws ...
Fred: ... but if you combine boredom with aggression and poor impulse control... I mean, would you trust something like that with projectile weapons?
Sandy: Pzew! Pzew! Pzew!
Kathy: Huh, it's an aardvark.
Fred: An ex-aardvark.
Kathy: I wonder why he shot at us?
Sandy: Well, the bad news is, I hit him kinda hard, so we probably won't get any information out of him...
Sandy: The good news is, we now have a bitchin' big-ass gun!
B: Gun Control
Kathy: That looks like something Grandpa Leo would design.
Fred: It is. It's an older-model Unnatural Selector. This chap was probably one of the guards on Dr. Bowman's compound.
Kathy: Couldn't he have stolen it from the Brigade?
Fred: Not likely. Guns are tightly controlled here— kept under lock and key until needed. Not only to keep them from falling into the wrong paws ...
Fred: ... but if you combine boredom with aggression and poor impulse control... I mean, would you trust something like that with projectile weapons?
Sandy: Pzew! Pzew! Pzew!
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
NOTICE: Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot will be shot.
~ Mark Twain
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