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Carry On for Wednesday, November 11, 2020:
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A: Onward!
Jinjur: Well! The duel starts within the hour, and still no sign of that pathetic pretender. I may not need this today. Pity. I haven't killed anyone in a day. I could use the exercise.
CountessCzhokula: May I ask you something, General? If you win—
Jinjur: When.
CountessCzhokula: When you win— will you be going ahead with your assassination plans?
Jinjur: Of course. This duel is merely a distraction. I will proceed with my plan regardless. It's already in motion.
B: Guys Don't Know Anything
CountessCzhokula: But surely, if you are declared the Heir—
Jinjur: The Immortal Songween would still be in my way! We've tried time and again to overthrow her— nothing worked!
(Jinjur slashes an armchair)
Sfx: RRRIP!
Jinjur: We released photos of her in compromising positions with young gigglos— she ordered a hundred copies for her Christmas cards! We published a scathing unauthorized biography of her. She had it made into a movie! The only thing left to do is blow her up!
CountessCzhokula: But don't you know that smoking Parliaments is bad for your health? Just ask Guy Fawkes.
Jinjur: Well! The duel starts within the hour, and still no sign of that pathetic pretender. I may not need this today. Pity. I haven't killed anyone in a day. I could use the exercise.
CountessCzhokula: May I ask you something, General? If you win—
Jinjur: When.
CountessCzhokula: When you win— will you be going ahead with your assassination plans?
Jinjur: Of course. This duel is merely a distraction. I will proceed with my plan regardless. It's already in motion.
B: Guys Don't Know Anything
CountessCzhokula: But surely, if you are declared the Heir—
Jinjur: The Immortal Songween would still be in my way! We've tried time and again to overthrow her— nothing worked!
(Jinjur slashes an armchair)
Sfx: RRRIP!
Jinjur: We released photos of her in compromising positions with young gigglos— she ordered a hundred copies for her Christmas cards! We published a scathing unauthorized biography of her. She had it made into a movie! The only thing left to do is blow her up!
CountessCzhokula: But don't you know that smoking Parliaments is bad for your health? Just ask Guy Fawkes.
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
NOTICE: Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot will be shot.
~ Mark Twain
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