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Carry On for Friday, February 21, 2020:
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A: I Was Kidding!
Kathy: Okay, I'm ready to get serious about this. Don't pull your punches, Lieutenant, because Jinjur won't.
Fred: As you wish, Ma'am.
(Fred charges her, sword raised, Kathy parries awkwardly)
Kathy: NOWAITHOLYCRAP IWASJUSTKIDDING YAAAAAAAAA—!!!!
B: Taking The Knee
(Swords clash)
Sfx: CLACK!
(Kathy kneels, holding up sword defensively)
Fred: Stand up and fight like a girl!
C: By Force Of Arms
(Swords clash)
Sfx: CLICK! CLACK! CLICKITTY! CLICK-CLICK!
Kathy: What girl— Kali Ma?
(Fred karate-kicks Kathy in the belly, her sword goes flying)
Sfx: THUD!
Kathy: OOOF!
(Kathy has broken through the side wall of the comic and is lying mostly out of frame)
Fred: If we hurry, you can change your choice to tiddlywinks.
Kathy: I hate you.
D: The Truth Hurts
Kathy (panting): S-s-ho... huff-huff— How'm'I doin'—? Huff-huff-huff...
Fred: Somewhere between "rank amateur" and "corpse."
Kathy: AW, C'MON-N-N!
Fred: I have never seen such a complete lack of natural talent. Are you sure you weren't adopted?
Kathy: Okay, I'm ready to get serious about this. Don't pull your punches, Lieutenant, because Jinjur won't.
Fred: As you wish, Ma'am.
(Fred charges her, sword raised, Kathy parries awkwardly)
Kathy: NOWAITHOLYCRAP IWASJUSTKIDDING YAAAAAAAAA—!!!!
B: Taking The Knee
(Swords clash)
Sfx: CLACK!
(Kathy kneels, holding up sword defensively)
Fred: Stand up and fight like a girl!
C: By Force Of Arms
(Swords clash)
Sfx: CLICK! CLACK! CLICKITTY! CLICK-CLICK!
Kathy: What girl— Kali Ma?
(Fred karate-kicks Kathy in the belly, her sword goes flying)
Sfx: THUD!
Kathy: OOOF!
(Kathy has broken through the side wall of the comic and is lying mostly out of frame)
Fred: If we hurry, you can change your choice to tiddlywinks.
Kathy: I hate you.
D: The Truth Hurts
Kathy (panting): S-s-ho... huff-huff— How'm'I doin'—? Huff-huff-huff...
Fred: Somewhere between "rank amateur" and "corpse."
Kathy: AW, C'MON-N-N!
Fred: I have never seen such a complete lack of natural talent. Are you sure you weren't adopted?
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
NOTICE: Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot will be shot.
~ Mark Twain
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