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Carry On for Monday, February 17, 2020:
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A: I'll Take The One In The Middle!
(Fred adjusts Kathy's protective vest)
Fred: Here, let me help you with that.
Kathy: Flebbivy-wibba-frurf?
Fred: Oh, stop gibbering. It's not like you haven't seem me stripped to the waist before!
Fred: The Duchess has charged me with preparing you for the duel. I am not going to teach you how to fence. I am not going to teach you how to sword fight. I am going to teach you how not to get yourself killed.
Fred: Now then. Choose your weapon.
Kathy: Awww! His 'n' hers swords! How sweet!
B: Gladoseeya
Kathy: Plastic? Plastic swords are for babies!
Fred: These are not toy swords. They are weighted carbon-fibre training replicas.
Fred: They are designed to give you the same feel as a real sword, without the risk of serious injury. These are in the style of the gladius—
Kathy: THE CAKE IS A LIE!
Fred: You realise that in a few years, no one is going to get that joke.
Kathy: No one gets it now.
(Fred adjusts Kathy's protective vest)
Fred: Here, let me help you with that.
Kathy: Flebbivy-wibba-frurf?
Fred: Oh, stop gibbering. It's not like you haven't seem me stripped to the waist before!
Fred: The Duchess has charged me with preparing you for the duel. I am not going to teach you how to fence. I am not going to teach you how to sword fight. I am going to teach you how not to get yourself killed.
Fred: Now then. Choose your weapon.
Kathy: Awww! His 'n' hers swords! How sweet!
B: Gladoseeya
Kathy: Plastic? Plastic swords are for babies!
Fred: These are not toy swords. They are weighted carbon-fibre training replicas.
Fred: They are designed to give you the same feel as a real sword, without the risk of serious injury. These are in the style of the gladius—
Kathy: THE CAKE IS A LIE!
Fred: You realise that in a few years, no one is going to get that joke.
Kathy: No one gets it now.
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
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~ Mark Twain
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