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Carry On for Monday, May 20, 2019:
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A: Baby's Got Back-Up
(Sandy takes a rodent-shaped snack from Koz's tray)
Kathy: But we have bodyguards... somewhere. Doin' their ninja thing.
Koz: Ah, you can never have too much back-up!
Koz: The Lieutenant couldn't get Murphy out, but Timo is over by the bar, and Lucius and Uri are working the door, checking for I.D.'s—
Lucius: Now remember, no one gets in who isn't on the guest list— what the hell's wrong with you—?
Uri: Gaasp! Oh my God it's HER!!!!! Hide me!
B: She Chameleon
Lucius: Dude — you can't hide! We're on guard duty!
Uri: Don't let her see me!
Lucius: Who "Her?"
Uri: La Belle Dame sans merci who stole my innocence and left me nothing but the ashes of my immolated soul! The cruel angel who has chained my heart to a cold rock of despair! The chocolate goddess that haunts my dreams and destroyed my desire for any lesser being!
CountessCzhokula: Have we met?
(Sandy takes a rodent-shaped snack from Koz's tray)
Kathy: But we have bodyguards... somewhere. Doin' their ninja thing.
Koz: Ah, you can never have too much back-up!
Koz: The Lieutenant couldn't get Murphy out, but Timo is over by the bar, and Lucius and Uri are working the door, checking for I.D.'s—
Lucius: Now remember, no one gets in who isn't on the guest list— what the hell's wrong with you—?
Uri: Gaasp! Oh my God it's HER!!!!! Hide me!
B: She Chameleon
Lucius: Dude — you can't hide! We're on guard duty!
Uri: Don't let her see me!
Lucius: Who "Her?"
Uri: La Belle Dame sans merci who stole my innocence and left me nothing but the ashes of my immolated soul! The cruel angel who has chained my heart to a cold rock of despair! The chocolate goddess that haunts my dreams and destroyed my desire for any lesser being!
CountessCzhokula: Have we met?
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
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~ Mark Twain
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