A: He Works Fast

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Kathy: Well, what did you expect—? He's a herd animal, after all!
Sandy: Yeah, yeah, I know...
Kathy: What is it with you? If you're gonna cheat on Dave why don't you do it with a hyena?
Sandy: Oh, like you should talk—!

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You know as well as I do that guyenas are goofballs! They're just a bunch of dumb, horned-up cowards without two brain cells to rub together! Remember the guys in school? They don't improve with age! I tried dating guyenas— they come on like they're ten feet tall, but the minute you show any interest in 'em, they get all scared stupid and run away!

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Sandy: Just once— just once I'd like to meet a guyena who's not afraid of sheyenas!
Koz (in waiter uniform): Would either of you ladies care for a nibble—?

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B: And Cheap

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(Koz holds out a tray)
Koz: Critter fritter—? We have deep fried, cinnamon sugar, alive and screaming on a stick...
Kathy: Er, no thanks— I like a bit more processing in my snack foods...

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Kathy: What are you doing here, Koz? I thought you guys were in the cooler for fighting with Jinjur's troops—
Koz: The Lieutenant sprang us so's we could work this banquet as waiters... and not coincidentally, keep an eye on you ladies. Which is not a difficult assignment!