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Carry On for Friday, November 29, 2019:
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A: Three In The Bush
(Keela comes up behind Koz and Sandy)
Keela (whispering): What are you doing here?!
Sandy: Aagh!
Koz: Spying on those two!
Keela: Well, I've got that covered! You can go!
Sandy: But—!
Keela: Shh—! You want them to hear us? Get out of here before you blow my cover!
Koz: But—!
Keela: Direct Order, trooper! Take Miss Sandy back to her suite!
(Sandy finishes telling Kathy the story)
Sandy: So we came back here and spent the rest of the night humping like bunnies.
Kathy: WHAT?!
Sandy: Kidding... and thanks for the vote of confidence.
B: Busted!
Sandy: We sneaked back in here, but he was afraid the Maim Six would skin him alive if they caught him, so I let him sleep on the floor. We sat up half the night, talking. He told me a lot of interesting stuff about—
Sfx: BANG!
(Fred hauls Koz into the room by his ear)
Fred: Excuse me, Ladies, but can you explain what this man was doing skulking around outside your apartment?
Koz: Ow, that kinda hurts, Sir...
Sandy: After the party, we went bar-hopping, and I got hammered, so he carried me back here and then we had a threesome. Want some coffee?
(Kathy face-palms)
(Keela comes up behind Koz and Sandy)
Keela (whispering): What are you doing here?!
Sandy: Aagh!
Koz: Spying on those two!
Keela: Well, I've got that covered! You can go!
Sandy: But—!
Keela: Shh—! You want them to hear us? Get out of here before you blow my cover!
Koz: But—!
Keela: Direct Order, trooper! Take Miss Sandy back to her suite!
(Sandy finishes telling Kathy the story)
Sandy: So we came back here and spent the rest of the night humping like bunnies.
Kathy: WHAT?!
Sandy: Kidding... and thanks for the vote of confidence.
B: Busted!
Sandy: We sneaked back in here, but he was afraid the Maim Six would skin him alive if they caught him, so I let him sleep on the floor. We sat up half the night, talking. He told me a lot of interesting stuff about—
Sfx: BANG!
(Fred hauls Koz into the room by his ear)
Fred: Excuse me, Ladies, but can you explain what this man was doing skulking around outside your apartment?
Koz: Ow, that kinda hurts, Sir...
Sandy: After the party, we went bar-hopping, and I got hammered, so he carried me back here and then we had a threesome. Want some coffee?
(Kathy face-palms)
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
NOTICE: Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot will be shot.
~ Mark Twain
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