| Carry On | | | Other comics | | | Forum | | | FAQ | | | DA Gallery | | | 21st Century Fox | | | Friends |
Carry On:
A comic about hyenas – really!
Carry On for Friday, November 15, 2019:
| First Day | | | Previous Day | | | Next Day | | | Last Day |
| Home | | | Cast | | | Archives | | | Search | | | Speedreader |
A: Disarming Testimony
TanGazelle: Y-your Grace... several days ago, one of our bucks was brought down by a lioness near the second waterhole in Giraffic Park.None of us had ever smelled a lion before—
BeigeGazelle: We were taken by surprise. We didn't know what it was— bigger than a leopard, without any spots. Later we were told it was a lion.
Fred: I witnessed the aftermath of the attack, and collected the identification chip of the deceased gazelle, which I ha— er, will submit to you shortly, Madame.
Fred: When we confronted the lioness, she claimed she had a permit to hunt there, but when pressed, she said she had business elsewhere, and fled. We were unable to pursue he due to being unarmed.
B: Don't Ask
GeneralBriggins: Bluffing a lion, unarmed? Now that takes brass!
LadyMaghotti: How would you know? You let lions live free in your Duchy!
GeneralBriggins: They are all thoroughly cowed!
LadyMaghotti: That must take a hell of a lot of cows.
BaronessBleeknys: What were you doing in Giraffic Park, Lieutenant? I was given to believe that you had been transferred to General Penthesilia's staff in Hyenasport?
Songween: He was escorting my Heir home. I told him to take the scenic route. Any more questions? Ambassador?
TanGazelle: Y-your Grace... several days ago, one of our bucks was brought down by a lioness near the second waterhole in Giraffic Park.None of us had ever smelled a lion before—
BeigeGazelle: We were taken by surprise. We didn't know what it was— bigger than a leopard, without any spots. Later we were told it was a lion.
Fred: I witnessed the aftermath of the attack, and collected the identification chip of the deceased gazelle, which I ha— er, will submit to you shortly, Madame.
Fred: When we confronted the lioness, she claimed she had a permit to hunt there, but when pressed, she said she had business elsewhere, and fled. We were unable to pursue he due to being unarmed.
B: Don't Ask
GeneralBriggins: Bluffing a lion, unarmed? Now that takes brass!
LadyMaghotti: How would you know? You let lions live free in your Duchy!
GeneralBriggins: They are all thoroughly cowed!
LadyMaghotti: That must take a hell of a lot of cows.
BaronessBleeknys: What were you doing in Giraffic Park, Lieutenant? I was given to believe that you had been transferred to General Penthesilia's staff in Hyenasport?
Songween: He was escorting my Heir home. I told him to take the scenic route. Any more questions? Ambassador?
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
NOTICE: Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot will be shot.
~ Mark Twain
All characters and artwork (C)2004-2019 K. Garrison (carryoncomics@hotmail.com) or their original creators.
This web comic site is Powered by Autofox 2.0 Web Comic Automation Software.
Pages created by Carl Foxmarten.