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Carry On for Wednesday, November 13, 2019:
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A: Horn Makes A Point
Horn: Madame, d'you think General Maiham will abide by that order?
GeneralBriggins: She'll have to abide by it, or risk incurring the wrath of the Empress!
LadyMaghotti: You mean her grandmother?
BaronessBleeknys: The Empress does not play favourites!
LadyMaghotti: Yeah, right!
Horn: Ladies—! That's not the point the point is Jinjur can't be trusted! Lieutenant Kruger and I have uncovered evidence that she and General Rumer are plotting a coup to overthrow Her Grace—
Songween: Again? I swear those girls must be half coyote!
B: Witnesses
Fred: This time it seems quite in earnest, Madame. Trooper Sniffins, here, tracked Vyschuss through the catacombs and found a group of Black Watch and Lily Guard demolitions teams assembling bombs, which they have concealed in wine barrels in a cave. And Mister Horn has some witnesses to the presence of lions in the Backyard.
Horn: Madame, these gazelles are from the herd Jinjur brought to the banquet last night. I found them after they'd fled once you had ordered them released...
Horn: Go ahead. She won't bite.
Horn: Madame, d'you think General Maiham will abide by that order?
GeneralBriggins: She'll have to abide by it, or risk incurring the wrath of the Empress!
LadyMaghotti: You mean her grandmother?
BaronessBleeknys: The Empress does not play favourites!
LadyMaghotti: Yeah, right!
Horn: Ladies—! That's not the point the point is Jinjur can't be trusted! Lieutenant Kruger and I have uncovered evidence that she and General Rumer are plotting a coup to overthrow Her Grace—
Songween: Again? I swear those girls must be half coyote!
B: Witnesses
Fred: This time it seems quite in earnest, Madame. Trooper Sniffins, here, tracked Vyschuss through the catacombs and found a group of Black Watch and Lily Guard demolitions teams assembling bombs, which they have concealed in wine barrels in a cave. And Mister Horn has some witnesses to the presence of lions in the Backyard.
Horn: Madame, these gazelles are from the herd Jinjur brought to the banquet last night. I found them after they'd fled once you had ordered them released...
Horn: Go ahead. She won't bite.
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
NOTICE: Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot will be shot.
~ Mark Twain
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