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Carry On for Monday, August 6, 2018:
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A: The Godmothers
TheFourLadies: Heeheehee! Heeheehee! Heeheehee! Heeheehee!
Songween: I was hopin' to do this with a bit more ceremony— but I better get it over with before someone wets the floor— *SIGH!* Vormanga, Vorashus, Vorbottan, Vortigern— meet my Heirs. Kids, meet your Auntie Maims.
Kathy (aside to Sandy): Why do I get the feeling that if we offend them, we'll lose our voices, or fall asleep for a thousand years—?
Sandy: If we're lucky—!
B: Frightful
LadyVorashus (pinching Kathy's cheek): Hoos just da kootiss widdul snookums—? Yoo are! Yoo are!
Songween: All right, girls— back off! It's almost their bedtime, you don't wannt go givin' 'em nightmares!
LadyVormanga: Oh, Songwee—! Why didn't you tell us they'd arrived? We had to hear it from the Officer of the Day, who got it from the MP's—
Songween: The MP's—?
LadyVormanga: Yes— there was some sort of an altercation in a bar— over who was the rightful Bodyguard of the rightful Heir of Rackenroon!
TheFourLadies: Heeheehee! Heeheehee! Heeheehee! Heeheehee!
Songween: I was hopin' to do this with a bit more ceremony— but I better get it over with before someone wets the floor— *SIGH!* Vormanga, Vorashus, Vorbottan, Vortigern— meet my Heirs. Kids, meet your Auntie Maims.
Kathy (aside to Sandy): Why do I get the feeling that if we offend them, we'll lose our voices, or fall asleep for a thousand years—?
Sandy: If we're lucky—!
B: Frightful
LadyVorashus (pinching Kathy's cheek): Hoos just da kootiss widdul snookums—? Yoo are! Yoo are!
Songween: All right, girls— back off! It's almost their bedtime, you don't wannt go givin' 'em nightmares!
LadyVormanga: Oh, Songwee—! Why didn't you tell us they'd arrived? We had to hear it from the Officer of the Day, who got it from the MP's—
Songween: The MP's—?
LadyVormanga: Yes— there was some sort of an altercation in a bar— over who was the rightful Bodyguard of the rightful Heir of Rackenroon!
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
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~ Mark Twain
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