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A comic about hyenas – really!
Carry On for Friday, September 7, 2018:
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A: Fools Rush In
Fred: You fools! Sedatives only make her angry! It's in her record!
Desk MP: No, Sir—! Don't go in there! She'll tear you apart like she did Sergeant Fiebelwitz!
Fred: MURPHY! BAD GIRL! SIT!
Murphy: Lootennint...?
B: Bad Girl
(Murphy sits next to an unconscious MP)
Fred: Murphy— you were a very naughty girl! Shame on you!
(Fred swats Murphy's nose)
Sfx: BAP!
Murphy (wailing): BOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!
Fred: Pipe down, or I'll really give you something to cry about!
C: He's Called The Stig
(The MPs watch Fred escort Murphy out of the brig)
MP1: That is the scariest man in Kiyanti.
MP2: I heard he beat General Jinjur in a duel. She's alive only because the Duchess stopped the fight.
MP3: Some people say he's got the Duchess under a hypnotic spell. She does whatever he tells her to!
MP4: So I guess "The Stig" is Swahili for "He Who Carries His Balls In A Wheelbarrow?"
Fred: You fools! Sedatives only make her angry! It's in her record!
Desk MP: No, Sir—! Don't go in there! She'll tear you apart like she did Sergeant Fiebelwitz!
Fred: MURPHY! BAD GIRL! SIT!
Murphy: Lootennint...?
B: Bad Girl
(Murphy sits next to an unconscious MP)
Fred: Murphy— you were a very naughty girl! Shame on you!
(Fred swats Murphy's nose)
Sfx: BAP!
Murphy (wailing): BOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!
Fred: Pipe down, or I'll really give you something to cry about!
C: He's Called The Stig
(The MPs watch Fred escort Murphy out of the brig)
MP1: That is the scariest man in Kiyanti.
MP2: I heard he beat General Jinjur in a duel. She's alive only because the Duchess stopped the fight.
MP3: Some people say he's got the Duchess under a hypnotic spell. She does whatever he tells her to!
MP4: So I guess "The Stig" is Swahili for "He Who Carries His Balls In A Wheelbarrow?"
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
NOTICE: Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot will be shot.
~ Mark Twain
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