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Carry On for Wednesday, September 5, 2018:
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A: One Word Says It All
MP (behind counter): State your name and business.
Fred: Lt. Kruger. I am here to pick up one of my Home Guardians. Orders of the Duchess. She's to be released. No charges filed.
MP: Can you describe the prisoner?
Fred: Murphy.
MP (looking terrified): Oooh, right—! She's out back in the bullpen! Thank Goddess you're here!
B: I Wanna Haz CHEEZBURGUR!
Desk MP: She was docile enough when she was first brought in, but then she started demanding a cheeseburger, and when we said she couldn't have one...
Fred: Oh, no...
(Murphy looks like King Kong. Four MPs with bayonets try to subdue her)
Murphy: RAARRR!
MP: Look out!
MP (behind counter): State your name and business.
Fred: Lt. Kruger. I am here to pick up one of my Home Guardians. Orders of the Duchess. She's to be released. No charges filed.
MP: Can you describe the prisoner?
Fred: Murphy.
MP (looking terrified): Oooh, right—! She's out back in the bullpen! Thank Goddess you're here!
B: I Wanna Haz CHEEZBURGUR!
Desk MP: She was docile enough when she was first brought in, but then she started demanding a cheeseburger, and when we said she couldn't have one...
Fred: Oh, no...
(Murphy looks like King Kong. Four MPs with bayonets try to subdue her)
Murphy: RAARRR!
MP: Look out!
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
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~ Mark Twain
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