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Carry On for Friday, December 22, 2017:
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A: Rank And File
Lucius: Ahh— smell that lake air!
Uri: It smells like creosote and dead fish. HOW can it be refreshing?
Lucius: weren't walking downwind of those three!
Sfx: PTOO!
B: Gentlemen Prefer Not To Answer Rhetorical Questions
Koz: If this ship hits an iceberg and starts to sink, which of the girls would you rescue?
Uri: Don't be an idiot. This is equatorial Africa. We won't hit any icebergs.
C: The Yardstick
Koz: Ah, guys like us don't stand a chance with dames like those!
Lucius: The blonde is Lt. Kruger's fiancee, anyway.
Timo: I think the redhead is fond of Trader Horn.
Uri: Of course— he's exotic, with that three-foot long thing of his—
Koz: Well, if that's all it takes—!
Uri, Lucius & Timo: NO, KOZ, NO!!!
Lucius: Ahh— smell that lake air!
Uri: It smells like creosote and dead fish. HOW can it be refreshing?
Lucius: weren't walking downwind of those three!
Sfx: PTOO!
B: Gentlemen Prefer Not To Answer Rhetorical Questions
Koz: If this ship hits an iceberg and starts to sink, which of the girls would you rescue?
Uri: Don't be an idiot. This is equatorial Africa. We won't hit any icebergs.
C: The Yardstick
Koz: Ah, guys like us don't stand a chance with dames like those!
Lucius: The blonde is Lt. Kruger's fiancee, anyway.
Timo: I think the redhead is fond of Trader Horn.
Uri: Of course— he's exotic, with that three-foot long thing of his—
Koz: Well, if that's all it takes—!
Uri, Lucius & Timo: NO, KOZ, NO!!!
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
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~ Mark Twain
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