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Carry On for Monday, December 18, 2017:
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A: Unbridled Joy
Kathy & Sandy: Horn! You're alive!
Horn: Ha-hah! Whoa there, girls!
Fred: But— how did you get past the crocodiles?
Horn: What part of "Immortal Unicorn" are you missing?
Fred: Oh, come on!
Horn: Nah— actually, when I hit the water, I was going so fast that I shot right through them— they were so busy biting each other, they didn't notice that I wasn't there until I was well down the river!
B: The One Exception
Fred: Yes, but you would have still been trapped in that sheer gorge— why didn't the crocs grab you then?
Horn: Well, funny thing— the chief of that float turned out to be an old drinking buddy of mine, and he—
Fred: How convenient! Is there anyone in Africa who isn't one of your "old drinking buddies," Horn...?
Horn: Well, there's you...
C: Headhunters
Horn: After I got out of the river, I tracked you guys until you had that dust-up with the Capers. Then you went underground and I lost your trail.
Fred: Well fell in with some rabbits—
Horn: Not the Bungari—?! How'd you escape? You know they're head-hunters, right?
Kathy: So those carrots might not have been carrots after all?
Sandy: Not that kind of head, stupid!
Graffiti: Forfei
Graffiti: Shenzi
Graffiti: Harhar
Graffiti: Lions suck
Kathy & Sandy: Horn! You're alive!
Horn: Ha-hah! Whoa there, girls!
Fred: But— how did you get past the crocodiles?
Horn: What part of "Immortal Unicorn" are you missing?
Fred: Oh, come on!
Horn: Nah— actually, when I hit the water, I was going so fast that I shot right through them— they were so busy biting each other, they didn't notice that I wasn't there until I was well down the river!
B: The One Exception
Fred: Yes, but you would have still been trapped in that sheer gorge— why didn't the crocs grab you then?
Horn: Well, funny thing— the chief of that float turned out to be an old drinking buddy of mine, and he—
Fred: How convenient! Is there anyone in Africa who isn't one of your "old drinking buddies," Horn...?
Horn: Well, there's you...
C: Headhunters
Horn: After I got out of the river, I tracked you guys until you had that dust-up with the Capers. Then you went underground and I lost your trail.
Fred: Well fell in with some rabbits—
Horn: Not the Bungari—?! How'd you escape? You know they're head-hunters, right?
Kathy: So those carrots might not have been carrots after all?
Sandy: Not that kind of head, stupid!
Graffiti: Forfei
Graffiti: Shenzi
Graffiti: Harhar
Graffiti: Lions suck
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
NOTICE: Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot will be shot.
~ Mark Twain
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