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Carry On for Friday, September 29, 2017:
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A: You Remind Me Of A Galahad
Kathy: Whoa up there, Galahad! She's never gonna believe a male Brigade officer—! Sandy, grab me some of that grass! C'mere, Fred—
(Fred's uniform top stuffed with grass)
Fred: We must never speak of this.
Kathy: What happens in the bush stays in the bush!
Sandy: And it's not like you've never done this before, "Laddie!"
B: What He Does For His Country
Kathy: Here— she might still recognize you. Take off your glasses and let me slick back your hair.
Fred: Now I shall be at a distinct disadvantage. I won't be able to see her very well if she goes for me.
Fred: Watch her— if she makes the slightest move, you beat the snot out of her. My life is in your hands, girls.
Kathy: Geez— Maybe we should just walk away...?
Fred: Can't. It's my duty.
Kathy: Aren't you scared?
Fred: I'm a trained officer in the Brigade. I am unarmed and blind, facing a hungry lioness three times my size. I'm not scared. I'm bloody terrified. I don't want to die looking like this!
Kathy: Whoa up there, Galahad! She's never gonna believe a male Brigade officer—! Sandy, grab me some of that grass! C'mere, Fred—
(Fred's uniform top stuffed with grass)
Fred: We must never speak of this.
Kathy: What happens in the bush stays in the bush!
Sandy: And it's not like you've never done this before, "Laddie!"
B: What He Does For His Country
Kathy: Here— she might still recognize you. Take off your glasses and let me slick back your hair.
Fred: Now I shall be at a distinct disadvantage. I won't be able to see her very well if she goes for me.
Fred: Watch her— if she makes the slightest move, you beat the snot out of her. My life is in your hands, girls.
Kathy: Geez— Maybe we should just walk away...?
Fred: Can't. It's my duty.
Kathy: Aren't you scared?
Fred: I'm a trained officer in the Brigade. I am unarmed and blind, facing a hungry lioness three times my size. I'm not scared. I'm bloody terrified. I don't want to die looking like this!
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
NOTICE: Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot will be shot.
~ Mark Twain
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