A: So This Is "Exquisitely Romantic"

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Fred: But— even if it were possible, I wouldn't want to do it now... I want it to be perfect. She deserves full-on romance... she can appreciate it, I think... I will begin by preparing her a meal of all her favorite delicacies. I will entertain her with her favorite romantic tunes. I will take her for a stroll around the garden at sunset, and show her all of the most lovely views. I will... I will gently caress her cheek, to let her know that I am willing to pleasure her in any way she so desires...

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Fred: Then... if she doesn't take the initiative, I will... I will... *gulp!* I w-will... umm... ahhhhmmm...
Horn: What— sweat at her—?

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B: Unnatural Acts

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Horn: Honestly, Lieutenant— you're totally overthinking this—
Fred: Well, it isn't easy! Hyena lovemaking has been likened to defusing a bomb with chopsticks whilst blindfolded!

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Fred: If I do something wrong— if I make a mistake— if I fail to please her—
Horn: Just relax and let your feelings flow— just do what comes naturally—

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Fred: NONE OF THIS COMES NATURALLY TO ME, YOU IDIOT!