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Carry On for Wednesday, April 13, 2016:
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A: The Way The Cookie Crumbles
Fred: Just... leave me alone. The way I feel right now, if she touches me... if she just looks at me... all my carefully-crafted veneer of respectability will crumble like a bad cookie.
Horn: So why fight it? You're going to be married in a few days—
Fred: There's no guarantee of that. Things could still change.
Fred: And anyway... I'm sure my intense feelings for her are merely hormonal in nature. Once this passes... who knows how we'll feel about each other.
B: Not Exactly
Horn: I thought she said that she wasn't in heat...?
Fred: She may say that, and I shall pretend to believe her— but it is quite evident that she is, in fact, in heat.
Kathy: Can you hear what they're saying—?
Sandy: Something about not eating meat... huh, that's weird...
Fred: Just... leave me alone. The way I feel right now, if she touches me... if she just looks at me... all my carefully-crafted veneer of respectability will crumble like a bad cookie.
Horn: So why fight it? You're going to be married in a few days—
Fred: There's no guarantee of that. Things could still change.
Fred: And anyway... I'm sure my intense feelings for her are merely hormonal in nature. Once this passes... who knows how we'll feel about each other.
B: Not Exactly
Horn: I thought she said that she wasn't in heat...?
Fred: She may say that, and I shall pretend to believe her— but it is quite evident that she is, in fact, in heat.
Kathy: Can you hear what they're saying—?
Sandy: Something about not eating meat... huh, that's weird...
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
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~ Mark Twain
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