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Carry On for Wednesday, March 2, 2016:
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A: Cheek To Cheek
Fred: You... want me to be your equal, Ma'am...?
Kathy: Sure! Why not?
Kathy: After all, if we're going to be stuck together for life, we might as well work together to make it a good one, right?
Fred: Th-thank you, Ma'am. You honor me.
Kathy: Anyway, what am I supposed to do if it doesn't work out— take lovers? Yuck! For better or for worse, you're it, kiddo!
B: Putting the "Freak" In "Africa."
Fred: Actually, a normal sheyena would—
Kathy: Hey! In case you haven't noticed, I ain't no "normal" sheyena!
Fred: No, Ma'am— you are a freak among freaks.
Kathy: Damn straight!
C: If It's Good Enough for Napoleon...
Kathy: What about you, Louie? What if I fail to live up to your expectations?
Fred: That is not possible, Ma'am. I don't have any expectations.
Kathy: Oh, come on! Surely—
Fred: I have been trained to do a job, Ma'am. And that job is— to love you alone, to make you happy, to do nothing which would contradict your wishes; this is my destiny and the meaning of my life. Granted, that job has gotten a lot easier to perform recently...
Fred: You... want me to be your equal, Ma'am...?
Kathy: Sure! Why not?
Kathy: After all, if we're going to be stuck together for life, we might as well work together to make it a good one, right?
Fred: Th-thank you, Ma'am. You honor me.
Kathy: Anyway, what am I supposed to do if it doesn't work out— take lovers? Yuck! For better or for worse, you're it, kiddo!
B: Putting the "Freak" In "Africa."
Fred: Actually, a normal sheyena would—
Kathy: Hey! In case you haven't noticed, I ain't no "normal" sheyena!
Fred: No, Ma'am— you are a freak among freaks.
Kathy: Damn straight!
C: If It's Good Enough for Napoleon...
Kathy: What about you, Louie? What if I fail to live up to your expectations?
Fred: That is not possible, Ma'am. I don't have any expectations.
Kathy: Oh, come on! Surely—
Fred: I have been trained to do a job, Ma'am. And that job is— to love you alone, to make you happy, to do nothing which would contradict your wishes; this is my destiny and the meaning of my life. Granted, that job has gotten a lot easier to perform recently...
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
NOTICE: Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot will be shot.
~ Mark Twain
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