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Carry On for Wednesday, March 17, 2021:
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A: —And A Sour Pickle
(Sandy knocks Fred's books out of his hands)
Fred: Hey!
Sandy (to Kathy): You have got to try these sandwiches from the Holy Grill! They're out of this world!
Sandy: This is the one they named after you— "A nice tomato, a little ham, a little cheese, and— after she marries The Lieutenant— a whole lotta lettuce!"
Fred: Oh, ha, ha.
Sandy (to Fred): Here's yours— "The Lieutenant Fred: Cold Fish."
B: Victory Lap Dance
Fred: You know, Miss Sandy, you ought to be learning this stuff, too— the Empress is not like Songween—
Sandy (interrupting): Oh, lighten up, Dude! Kathy won— it's time to celebrate!
Fred: I have learned from sportscar driving not to celebrate in the final lap.
Sandy: Do you even know how to have fun? I be you don't know how to dance!
Fred: It is not proper for a high-caste Crocutan to— wh-what are you doing?
Sandy: It's called "air guitar!" C'mon, Kath— let's show him how it's done!
(Sandy knocks Fred's books out of his hands)
Fred: Hey!
Sandy (to Kathy): You have got to try these sandwiches from the Holy Grill! They're out of this world!
Sandy: This is the one they named after you— "A nice tomato, a little ham, a little cheese, and— after she marries The Lieutenant— a whole lotta lettuce!"
Fred: Oh, ha, ha.
Sandy (to Fred): Here's yours— "The Lieutenant Fred: Cold Fish."
B: Victory Lap Dance
Fred: You know, Miss Sandy, you ought to be learning this stuff, too— the Empress is not like Songween—
Sandy (interrupting): Oh, lighten up, Dude! Kathy won— it's time to celebrate!
Fred: I have learned from sportscar driving not to celebrate in the final lap.
Sandy: Do you even know how to have fun? I be you don't know how to dance!
Fred: It is not proper for a high-caste Crocutan to— wh-what are you doing?
Sandy: It's called "air guitar!" C'mon, Kath— let's show him how it's done!
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
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~ Mark Twain
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