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Carry On for Monday, March 15, 2021:
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A: Beware The Idylls Of March
(Fred is reading from an etiquette manual)
Fred: The Empress Vendetta is styled "Her Severe Highness." When you are presented to her, you will refer to her as "Your Imperial Majesty" and, more familiarly, as "Madame Empress." When she enters the room, you will fall to your knees and touch your nose to the floor until she tells you to rise; you will then kiss her hand and—
(Kathy blows on Fred's ear)
Kathy: Foof!
Sfx: flik flik flik
Fred: Did you just foof my ear again?
Kathy: Nu-u-u-u...
B: The Heir Is Always Right
Fred: Ma'am, please— you really need to learn this Court Etiquette! The Empress is notoriously short-tempered, and you will have but one chance to make a good impression on her—
Kathy: Oh, come on, Fred! We need a break! It's a beautiful day— let's go on a picnic!
Fred: We do not have time for a picnic—
(Sandy enters with a picnic basket)
Sandy: Lunch is here!
Fred (slamming book shut): *sigh—!* I guess we do.
Sfx: FTOOMP!
(Fred is reading from an etiquette manual)
Fred: The Empress Vendetta is styled "Her Severe Highness." When you are presented to her, you will refer to her as "Your Imperial Majesty" and, more familiarly, as "Madame Empress." When she enters the room, you will fall to your knees and touch your nose to the floor until she tells you to rise; you will then kiss her hand and—
(Kathy blows on Fred's ear)
Kathy: Foof!
Sfx: flik flik flik
Fred: Did you just foof my ear again?
Kathy: Nu-u-u-u...
B: The Heir Is Always Right
Fred: Ma'am, please— you really need to learn this Court Etiquette! The Empress is notoriously short-tempered, and you will have but one chance to make a good impression on her—
Kathy: Oh, come on, Fred! We need a break! It's a beautiful day— let's go on a picnic!
Fred: We do not have time for a picnic—
(Sandy enters with a picnic basket)
Sandy: Lunch is here!
Fred (slamming book shut): *sigh—!* I guess we do.
Sfx: FTOOMP!
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
NOTICE: Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot will be shot.
~ Mark Twain
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