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Carry On for Monday, July 22, 2019:
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A: Follow The Brooke
Lucius: Where have you been?
Uri: Doesn't matter. I'm going to be quitting the Brigade.
Lucius: What? Why? Are you nuts? Where are you going to get another gig like—
Uri: I'm... going to accept a job as bodyguard to the heir of Clan Czhokula—
Uri: I'll resign in the morning, and leave with them when—
Lucius: Uri. Dude. Is this what you really want?
B: Outside Looking In
Uri: The chance to be with my daughter—
Lucius: At arm's length. And she will never know that you are her real father.
Lucius: Getting emotionally if not physically abused by Coco Puff and Willie Wanker... spending the rest of your life with your nose pressed against the glass of their cozy family home..." Is that what you really want? Is it?
C: Six Million 'Rands Per Ounce
(Silence. Uri looks at the floor)
(Uri wipes his brow)
Uri: *sigh* I suppose you're right.
Lucius: Damn right I'm right!
Uri: I guess I'll just have to take the million Rands for a shot of my jizz, then.
(Lucius looks stunned)
Lucius: Where have you been?
Lucius: What? Why? Are you nuts? Where are you going to get another gig like—
Uri: I'm... going to accept a job as bodyguard to the heir of Clan Czhokula—
Uri: I'll resign in the morning, and leave with them when—
Lucius: Uri. Dude. Is this what you really want?
B: Outside Looking In
Uri: The chance to be with my daughter—
Lucius: At arm's length. And she will never know that you are her real father.
Lucius: Getting emotionally if not physically abused by Coco Puff and Willie Wanker... spending the rest of your life with your nose pressed against the glass of their cozy family home..." Is that what you really want? Is it?
C: Six Million 'Rands Per Ounce
(Silence. Uri looks at the floor)
(Uri wipes his brow)
Uri: *sigh* I suppose you're right.
Lucius: Damn right I'm right!
Uri: I guess I'll just have to take the million Rands for a shot of my jizz, then.
(Lucius looks stunned)
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
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~ Mark Twain
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