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A comic about hyenas – really!
Carry On for Friday, August 9, 2019:
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A: In His Cups
Songween: Oh, waiter—!
Koz: Yes, Your Heinousness?
Songween: Keep the spiked punch flowing to the Lieutenant. I wanna hear him singin' "Can You Feel The Love Tonight!"
Koz: As you wish, Madame!
Koz (aside to Fred): Psst— you may want to stick with the water, Sir...
B: The Center Of Attention
Fred: When the dinner gets here, as Her Grace's guest of honour, you will eat first. You go in there and rip off as much meat as you want— the messier you do it, the more they'll respect you. Then you will utter the Call to the Hunt, and—
Kathy: The hunt—?! We're not actually going to—
Fred: Don't worry, it's barbecued pork. It's just part of the tradition.
Fred: The rest of us will answer with our own whoops. I must confess, the sensation of being the center of attention of a hundred hungry hyenas is both absolutely terrifying and kinda thrilling!
C: Use The Forks
Fred: When you've filled your bowl, get away as fast as you can, or you'll get trampled in the rush. Then come back here and I will fork you.
Kathy: What?! Here?! In front of everybody?!
(Fred holds up a fork. Kathy grins sheepishly.)
Songween: Oh, waiter—!
Koz: Yes, Your Heinousness?
Songween: Keep the spiked punch flowing to the Lieutenant. I wanna hear him singin' "Can You Feel The Love Tonight!"
Koz: As you wish, Madame!
Koz (aside to Fred): Psst— you may want to stick with the water, Sir...
B: The Center Of Attention
Fred: When the dinner gets here, as Her Grace's guest of honour, you will eat first. You go in there and rip off as much meat as you want— the messier you do it, the more they'll respect you. Then you will utter the Call to the Hunt, and—
Kathy: The hunt—?! We're not actually going to—
Fred: Don't worry, it's barbecued pork. It's just part of the tradition.
Fred: The rest of us will answer with our own whoops. I must confess, the sensation of being the center of attention of a hundred hungry hyenas is both absolutely terrifying and kinda thrilling!
C: Use The Forks
Fred: When you've filled your bowl, get away as fast as you can, or you'll get trampled in the rush. Then come back here and I will fork you.
Kathy: What?! Here?! In front of everybody?!
(Fred holds up a fork. Kathy grins sheepishly.)
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
NOTICE: Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot will be shot.
~ Mark Twain
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