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Carry On for Friday, April 13, 2018:
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A: Koz's Proposition
Koz: You put on a hell of a show, Ma'am! When this gets out, you'll be the most popular person in town! We didn't even need to talk those guards into disappearing so you could have it out with Ol' Firebush! We just said, "Hey, girls— wanna be on the winning side? We're the hand-picked bodyguard of the next Duchess— we can get you a job in her entourage if you take a powder" an' they SPLIT!
Fred: Whaat?
Uri: Are you gonna shoot him, or shall I?
Lucius: Koz—!
B: Not Very Honourable
Fred: You suborned the Honour Guard—?!
Koz: You make it sound so sexy, Sir— I think I'll have to use that when I get back to the barracks— "Hey—! I suborned the whole honor guard, right under Jinjur's nose!"
Uri: That's it, I'm getting him a dictionary for Christmas— if he lives that long!
Koz: You put on a hell of a show, Ma'am! When this gets out, you'll be the most popular person in town! We didn't even need to talk those guards into disappearing so you could have it out with Ol' Firebush! We just said, "Hey, girls— wanna be on the winning side? We're the hand-picked bodyguard of the next Duchess— we can get you a job in her entourage if you take a powder" an' they SPLIT!
Fred: Whaat?
Uri: Are you gonna shoot him, or shall I?
Lucius: Koz—!
B: Not Very Honourable
Fred: You suborned the Honour Guard—?!
Koz: You make it sound so sexy, Sir— I think I'll have to use that when I get back to the barracks— "Hey—! I suborned the whole honor guard, right under Jinjur's nose!"
Uri: That's it, I'm getting him a dictionary for Christmas— if he lives that long!
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
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~ Mark Twain
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