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Carry On for Monday, April 9, 2018:
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A: Indefensible
Fred: Please, Ma'am— if you'll let me explain—
Kathy: You didn't defend me! You didn't even defend yourself!
Fred: How could I? I am but a Lieutenant. She is a General, and currently an Heir Presumptive to the throne. There is no way I can argue with her! Not in public, at any rate!
Lucius (thinking): Mommy and Daddy are fighting again-n-n...
B: Murphy's Pet
Kathy: You said Jinjur was my "rival—" She's not a "rival", she's a six-foot-tall homicidal amazon with her own freakin' army! You could have warned me—! But no-o-o, you kept your trap shut so I wouldn't run off, like any sane person would do! Why, I've a good mind to—
(Murphy places her huge paw on Kathy's head)
Murphy: Shhh.
Kathy: Eep—
(Murphy pats Kathy's head)
Murphy: Do not yell at da Lootennint. He iz doin' da best job he can.
Fred: Please, Ma'am— if you'll let me explain—
Kathy: You didn't defend me! You didn't even defend yourself!
Fred: How could I? I am but a Lieutenant. She is a General, and currently an Heir Presumptive to the throne. There is no way I can argue with her! Not in public, at any rate!
Lucius (thinking): Mommy and Daddy are fighting again-n-n...
B: Murphy's Pet
Kathy: You said Jinjur was my "rival—" She's not a "rival", she's a six-foot-tall homicidal amazon with her own freakin' army! You could have warned me—! But no-o-o, you kept your trap shut so I wouldn't run off, like any sane person would do! Why, I've a good mind to—
(Murphy places her huge paw on Kathy's head)
Murphy: Shhh.
Kathy: Eep—
(Murphy pats Kathy's head)
Murphy: Do not yell at da Lootennint. He iz doin' da best job he can.
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
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~ Mark Twain
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