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A comic about hyenas – really!
Carry On for Friday, April 29, 2016:
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A: Pledge Of Allegiance
Horn: Listen, Bwana Usiku, Mkoo Wa Ukoo Kruger... You know I don't like you, but you're the best damned thing that's ever happened to this wretched country...
Horn: ...and if you need to pull a fast one to become Duke of Rackenroon, I'll be behind you. And all my people will be behind you as well. Just... one thing—
Horn: —if you ever do anything to hurt that little girl, I will hunt you down and kill you.
Fred: You'll have to get in line behind Madame Fisi. She's got dibs.
B: Good Impression
Fred: Don't worry— I have no intention of hurting her. In fact... ... ... *hmph* I never thought I'd say this, but... ...well, suffice it to say that I am more favourably impressed with her than I anticipated.
Horn: You sly dog—! You really do have the hots for her!
Fred: Let's just say that I am disinclined to encourage her to return to America after naming me Regent. And that the idea of producing an heir or three with her is... steadily becoming more attractive to me.
Fred: That is, if I can just keep us both alive for long enough!
Horn: Listen, Bwana Usiku, Mkoo Wa Ukoo Kruger... You know I don't like you, but you're the best damned thing that's ever happened to this wretched country...
Horn: ...and if you need to pull a fast one to become Duke of Rackenroon, I'll be behind you. And all my people will be behind you as well. Just... one thing—
Horn: —if you ever do anything to hurt that little girl, I will hunt you down and kill you.
Fred: You'll have to get in line behind Madame Fisi. She's got dibs.
B: Good Impression
Fred: Don't worry— I have no intention of hurting her. In fact... ... ... *hmph* I never thought I'd say this, but... ...well, suffice it to say that I am more favourably impressed with her than I anticipated.
Horn: You sly dog—! You really do have the hots for her!
Fred: Let's just say that I am disinclined to encourage her to return to America after naming me Regent. And that the idea of producing an heir or three with her is... steadily becoming more attractive to me.
Fred: That is, if I can just keep us both alive for long enough!
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
NOTICE: Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot will be shot.
~ Mark Twain
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