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A comic about hyenas – really!
Carry On for Friday, June 22, 2018:
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A: Hands Off My Wad!
Murphy: Lootenint's not gunna be happy wid yoo.
Koz: Relax, Murph— I am but a humble border scout, exiled to the hinterlands. It's not every day I get to take the palace guard for everything they've got!
Murphy: Lootenint's not gunna be happy wid yoo.
Koz: How's this, Murphy— I'll give it to him as a wedding present— after I deduct a small finder's fee, of course!
Uri: Can I hold it for a minute?
B: A Hole In His Pocket
Lucius: Oh, Tosh! The lieutenant's probably got more than that between his couch cushions! You need it a lot more than he does!
Uri: My mother would say that you should do something responsible with it, put your windfall to good use!
(They look at the large wad of cash in Koz's hand)
Lucius: So— booze, women, or food?
Koz: I know where we can get all three! Madame Jade's, here we come!
Uri: Give Murphy twenty bucks to buy some gum and let's go!
Murphy: Lootenint's not gunna be happy wid yoo.
Koz: Relax, Murph— I am but a humble border scout, exiled to the hinterlands. It's not every day I get to take the palace guard for everything they've got!
Murphy: Lootenint's not gunna be happy wid yoo.
Koz: How's this, Murphy— I'll give it to him as a wedding present— after I deduct a small finder's fee, of course!
Uri: Can I hold it for a minute?
B: A Hole In His Pocket
Lucius: Oh, Tosh! The lieutenant's probably got more than that between his couch cushions! You need it a lot more than he does!
Uri: My mother would say that you should do something responsible with it, put your windfall to good use!
(They look at the large wad of cash in Koz's hand)
Lucius: So— booze, women, or food?
Koz: I know where we can get all three! Madame Jade's, here we come!
Uri: Give Murphy twenty bucks to buy some gum and let's go!
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
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~ Mark Twain
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