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Carry On:
A comic about hyenas – really!
Carry On for Wednesday, May 23, 2018:
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A: Curtain Call
Kathy: You mean to tell me that all those animals— the poisoners, the rhinos, the panther, the warthogs, the wild dogs, that gorilla—
Songween: Ah, yes, poor Isambard—
(Suddenly, Songween is seen speaking on a movie theater screen, with three silhouetted heads in the audience, like Mystery Science Theater 3000)
Songween: —all he ever wanted was to get that Dobby fan-fiction of his published...
B: Critics!
(The three MST3K-like "audience members" are Deckard Canine and TheJAM from the Cross Time Cafe forum, and Isambard the Gorilla. TheJAM is wearing a "Keep Calm and Brony On" t-shirt. The three argue about Carry On The Movie.)
Deckard: No! No! Isambard Boozer was killed by tigresses aboard the "Disco Volante" in 21st Century Fox in the year 2066! He was shot and the ship sank! And Carry On is taking place in 2071— Five years later! There is no way the "Tarzan" gorilla that Sandy killed and the hyenas ate could be Isambard! It's just impossible!
TheJAM: Aaaah! My head's going to explode! My head's going to explode!
Isambard: I knew it! I knew that Dobby and Jar-Jar would save me!
Kathy: You mean to tell me that all those animals— the poisoners, the rhinos, the panther, the warthogs, the wild dogs, that gorilla—
Songween: Ah, yes, poor Isambard—
(Suddenly, Songween is seen speaking on a movie theater screen, with three silhouetted heads in the audience, like Mystery Science Theater 3000)
Songween: —all he ever wanted was to get that Dobby fan-fiction of his published...
B: Critics!
(The three MST3K-like "audience members" are Deckard Canine and TheJAM from the Cross Time Cafe forum, and Isambard the Gorilla. TheJAM is wearing a "Keep Calm and Brony On" t-shirt. The three argue about Carry On The Movie.)
Deckard: No! No! Isambard Boozer was killed by tigresses aboard the "Disco Volante" in 21st Century Fox in the year 2066! He was shot and the ship sank! And Carry On is taking place in 2071— Five years later! There is no way the "Tarzan" gorilla that Sandy killed and the hyenas ate could be Isambard! It's just impossible!
TheJAM: Aaaah! My head's going to explode! My head's going to explode!
Isambard: I knew it! I knew that Dobby and Jar-Jar would save me!
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
NOTICE: Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot will be shot.
~ Mark Twain
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