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A comic about hyenas – really!
Carry On for Wednesday, May 16, 2018:
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A: Be Still My Heart
Songween: Y'know, speaking of eloping... I could fix you up right now— unless you two already...
Fred: Certainly NOT, Madame!
Songween: Why not? Ain't she good enough for you?
Fred: Wh-bl-flb! The Contract! We're not supposed to—
Songween: Ahh, screw the Contract! Why'd ya think I sent you that tent?
Fred (thinking): There goes my angina...
B: Spoons And Forks
Songween: I'll declare you my Heir, and then we'll get ya hitched—
Kathy: Hold the phone, Your Grace, Ma'am!
Songween: Call me Bibikubwa!
(Fred looks shocked)
Kathy: Begging your pardon, but aren't you rushing things? You haven't even asked for my credentials—
Songween: You're here with him, that's good enough for me!
Songween: C'mon, let's get this show on the road— by the way, the throne folds out into a double bed! Your grandfather was conceived on it!
Songween: Y'know, speaking of eloping... I could fix you up right now— unless you two already...
Fred: Certainly NOT, Madame!
Songween: Why not? Ain't she good enough for you?
Fred: Wh-bl-flb! The Contract! We're not supposed to—
Songween: Ahh, screw the Contract! Why'd ya think I sent you that tent?
Fred (thinking): There goes my angina...
B: Spoons And Forks
Songween: I'll declare you my Heir, and then we'll get ya hitched—
Kathy: Hold the phone, Your Grace, Ma'am!
Songween: Call me Bibikubwa!
(Fred looks shocked)
Kathy: Begging your pardon, but aren't you rushing things? You haven't even asked for my credentials—
Songween: You're here with him, that's good enough for me!
Songween: C'mon, let's get this show on the road— by the way, the throne folds out into a double bed! Your grandfather was conceived on it!
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
NOTICE: Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot will be shot.
~ Mark Twain
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