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Carry On for Monday, July 3, 2017:
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A:
Fred: On behalf of Carry On, our cartoonist, and myself, I would like to express our pleasure at winning the 2016 Ursa Major Award for Best Anthropomorphic Novel for "My Diary, by Frederick Usiku Kruger."
(silence)
Fred: That is all. You may now resume your regularly scheduled comic strip. Carry on.
TheAuthor: Aw, c'mere, you little scamp! We won! We won! WE WON!!!
FredL Madame! Please! Restrain yourself!
B: A Classical Education
Fred: In my Theatre Arts class in college, we covered all the classics— The Mercenary of Venice, Romana and Julian, A Wildebeest's Tail, Titties Androgynous, A Midsummer Night's Scream, As You Like It, Ma'am... For our final project, we staged a play and performed it in public. We chose "The Scottish Play."
Fred: Do you know, I have the distinction of being the first male hyena to ever play "Laddie MacDeth?" Traditionally, all the roles are played by sheyenas, but since I was the only hyena in my class, they gave me the lead. I was a huge hit. My parents were scandalized. It was glorious!
Fred: On behalf of Carry On, our cartoonist, and myself, I would like to express our pleasure at winning the 2016 Ursa Major Award for Best Anthropomorphic Novel for "My Diary, by Frederick Usiku Kruger."
(silence)
Fred: That is all. You may now resume your regularly scheduled comic strip. Carry on.
TheAuthor: Aw, c'mere, you little scamp! We won! We won! WE WON!!!
FredL Madame! Please! Restrain yourself!
B: A Classical Education
Fred: In my Theatre Arts class in college, we covered all the classics— The Mercenary of Venice, Romana and Julian, A Wildebeest's Tail, Titties Androgynous, A Midsummer Night's Scream, As You Like It, Ma'am... For our final project, we staged a play and performed it in public. We chose "The Scottish Play."
Fred: Do you know, I have the distinction of being the first male hyena to ever play "Laddie MacDeth?" Traditionally, all the roles are played by sheyenas, but since I was the only hyena in my class, they gave me the lead. I was a huge hit. My parents were scandalized. It was glorious!
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
NOTICE: Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot will be shot.
~ Mark Twain
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