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A comic about hyenas – really!
Carry On for Monday, February 22, 2016:
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A: Born In The Wrong Body
Horn: You don't have a very high opinion of your species, do you, Lieutenant?
Fred: I was born in the wrong body! You're more of a hyena than I am!
Fred: All my life, I've tried to be a goodwill ambassador for my race—
Fred: —which is very difficult to do when your race is a bunch of ignorant, bloodthirsty idiots!
B: Culture Shock
Kathy: So why don't you try to do something about it, 'stead of just complaining about it?
Fred: That's the— *ehem*. That's "The Plan:" To use my influence as your Consort to improve the infrastructure—
Fred: To make the place a going concern— to build roads and schools and promote culture among ALL the people of Rackenroon— to drag it kicking and screaming into the twenty-first century...
Fred: —hell, dragging it into the twelfth century would be a major improvement!
Horn: You don't have a very high opinion of your species, do you, Lieutenant?
Fred: I was born in the wrong body! You're more of a hyena than I am!
Fred: All my life, I've tried to be a goodwill ambassador for my race—
Fred: —which is very difficult to do when your race is a bunch of ignorant, bloodthirsty idiots!
B: Culture Shock
Kathy: So why don't you try to do something about it, 'stead of just complaining about it?
Fred: That's the— *ehem*. That's "The Plan:" To use my influence as your Consort to improve the infrastructure—
Fred: To make the place a going concern— to build roads and schools and promote culture among ALL the people of Rackenroon— to drag it kicking and screaming into the twenty-first century...
Fred: —hell, dragging it into the twelfth century would be a major improvement!
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
NOTICE: Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot will be shot.
~ Mark Twain
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